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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

UMMM...LIL KIM?



If LIL KIM don't look like a hot ass mess wrapped in tin-foil, then I don't know what that is.

Who knew that the 'B' in Queen B, stood for Busted...

Just stop.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008


RIH RIH hit TRL yesterday and what easily could have been the WORST fit ever put together. Everything from her too high-yet too short skirt to her strangely cut jacket, to those ankle boots that remind me of centipedes (and I HATE those nasty looking things) just made me hate this look. Which is a great dissapointment cause ya'll know I love me some Rih Rih.

And then there's the bob. Just months ago, Rih set the curve for bobs with her punky-rock-hipster dark choppy cut. I love love loved it. Everyone else did too. And I was excited to see what the summer would bring next. Whomp whomp.

Apparently the summer brought the usually fashion forward Rihanna a time machine, cause everything about this limp, slightly off-colored mop screams 90's. And not the good, Boyz II Men, Cross Colors, WGCI w/ Doug Banks, Aaliyah made you wanna be a tomboy 90's. Nope this do reminds me of the Vanilla Ice, EnVogue loses Dawn, WCGI w/ Crazy Howard McGee, Aaliyah marries R. Kelly, 90's.


Me no likey. You're threatening your bellweather staus here Rih Rih. Get it together.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

UMMM, JAY? Who's suit is this? Cause CLEARLY it's not yours. Or maybe it was about 6 years ago. That's the only explaination I could see for you wearing what is obviously a pocket-suit to Barcalys grand opening. Dude you have male camel toe. Not a good look Shawn Corey.

Pics Source: WireImage

Monday, April 21, 2008

UMMM...JADA?

So this is what's hot in the streets huh? Grown ass women with black ass squirrels on their heads?



Tuesday, March 25, 2008

UMMM...MAGIC?

In the words of my BFF Marion...BABBBBY!
I mean I know it's your annual vaca to Hawaii & you're coolin' with the fam and all. But damn MAGIC! You can come with me to yoga, it works wonders, trust me. But in the meantime boo, put a shirt on. And some sunblock, your face is toast!

Friday, March 21, 2008

So THIS is your wife's birthday party invite huh? Real classy.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Take this little guy for example: Look familiar? Of course not. But to the people at toy company HEROBUILDERS, this is Presidential hopeful, BARACK OBAMA.

Why they would think that this LOOKS like Obama I don't know. Why they would think that this looks like anything more than some pin cushion voodoo doll, God only knows.

But I DO know this: STOP THAT!

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Ummm.....Vivica?

Am I the only one that's calling for an intervention for VIVICA? I mean damn girl, nobody told you 'Black Don't Crack,' you don't need all the plastic...Stop. Now.