Tuesday, July 22, 2008
I mean come on, we've all done it: sat around and watched our crazy white friends, actin' like a fool... 
Well I guess this weekend, on a yacht off the coast of Spain, former CSI hottie/heroin & X abuser, GARY DOURDAN (the butterscotch dude in the white shorts, laying on deck) took his turn. As he watched his buddie, singer James Blunt and some drunken ho-fessionals re-enact their favorite scenes from Girls Gone Wild, Gary was careful to keep his hands in plain sight and away from all flotation devices.
Remember Gary, it's all fun and games til somebody cries Ra...I'm not even gonna say it. I want to. But I won't.
Well I guess this weekend, on a yacht off the coast of Spain, former CSI hottie/heroin & X abuser, GARY DOURDAN (the butterscotch dude in the white shorts, laying on deck) took his turn. As he watched his buddie, singer James Blunt and some drunken ho-fessionals re-enact their favorite scenes from Girls Gone Wild, Gary was careful to keep his hands in plain sight and away from all flotation devices.
Remember Gary, it's all fun and games til somebody cries Ra...I'm not even gonna say it. I want to. But I won't.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
"There was a beautiful television sitcom actress, 'Daisy,' and her actress best friend, 'Lisa.' These two women have been friends for a number of years and are always together. Daisy had done a number of successful sitcoms and got her start in a Broadway musical. Her multirange vocals were often showcased on one of the sitcoms she co-starred on. She often plays a fiery and fiesty character...However, I suspected that Lisa, a former singer and popular comedic actress, was at the club only as support for her."
Meet DAISY & LISA (Can dude get some better alias'?)
Meet DAISY & LISA (Can dude get some better alias'?)
I'm keeping all of my comments to myself...But yeah there's some truth to this.
So after yesterday's revelations, I'm gonna kick this off this morning with an easy one..
“‘I don’t give a f*ck!’ a curvaceous woman yelled. ‘She better bring her ass over here!’ Everyone turned around to see who was making such a fuss. It was award-winning female rapper/ actress, ‘Sheena.’…This wouldn’t be the first or last time I’d see or hear about this female rapper/ actress attacking her partners…When she made an appearance on Keenen [Ivory Wayans’] show, I couldn’t imagine her being as violent as I had seen her that night because she was the nicest and sweetest person. She had a striking presence, but it was really her walk that made her appear as if she was pimping.”
Meet SHEENA...
“‘I don’t give a f*ck!’ a curvaceous woman yelled. ‘She better bring her ass over here!’ Everyone turned around to see who was making such a fuss. It was award-winning female rapper/ actress, ‘Sheena.’…This wouldn’t be the first or last time I’d see or hear about this female rapper/ actress attacking her partners…When she made an appearance on Keenen [Ivory Wayans’] show, I couldn’t imagine her being as violent as I had seen her that night because she was the nicest and sweetest person. She had a striking presence, but it was really her walk that made her appear as if she was pimping.”
Meet SHEENA...
The funny thing is a few years back one of my LA friends, who happens to be a lesbian threw a birthday party. and I found myself, along with about 25 other straight folks, at a very trendy gay club in West Hollywood called HERE.
Anywhoo after sippin on martinis for an hour, who should I notice stashed away in the corner,holding court like a true pimp on high? The Queen herself. She just sat there, watching some biddy dance for her.
THEN, a few months later, were' at the Man On Fire preem in Santa Monica and once again, while everyone is preoccupied with the new "it" couple, Marc & J.Lo, who do we notice has got the SAME chick with her at the afterparty? But this time there was trouble in paradise because Queens chick apparently got a little too big for her britches and tried to introduce herself to (my man) Denzel. My girl saw her getting into a cab about twenty minutes later.
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
AWWW...BIG GAY AL FINALLY SPEAKS OUT & HIS FEELINGS ARE HURT!
0 comments Posted by THE fly GIRL at 4:37 PM
Looks like our favorite dangler has finally broekn his silence about all the media attention he's received in the wake of his split from his beard, I mean wife the saggy Star Jones. But instead of issuing a press release, Al took to his MySpace page to blog one long veiny rant:
"Dear Friends: If you think you are having a tough day, may I propose you walk in my shoes for a few hours. In my mind, it feels like “Dump on Al Month.” And I’m not having fun yet. I have been called a gigolo, a freeloader, unemployed, a sham and many other things that don’t bear repeating. People on television, radio and the internet have spoken disparagingly of my life, my sexuality, my career and my integrity. The media has barraged me (at my home), my friends, my family(including my 79 year old mother), my college classmates, my students and my professional colleagues. Yet, despite this intense level of provocation, I have said nothing. My Publicist has put out a one sentence statement: “We’re taking the high road.” And we have and will continue on that path. As much as I want to defend myself, it seems like a silly and futile exercise. It’s clear that the media doesn’t want to let the truth get in the way of a good story. I hate to ruin their fun. I take great comfort in the fact that my loved ones and those people who really know me continue to love and respect me. Thank you “all” for the endless emails, phone calls and words of encouragement. I know in my heart that I entered my marriage with love and the best of intentions and leave it with great sadness that it didn’t work. What the world doesn’t know about me would fill a book, but I know who I am and what I have achieved in my life. Before I met Star Jones I was a successful Wall Street banker and since then I have become an entrepreneur, an educator and soon, an author. I grew up in a working class home, a mobile home in fact. I understand the struggles of the working class. My mother was a teacher and my father was in the military. I was given values, integrity and a strong moral upbringing (thanks mom and dad). In these hard economic times, I am working to take my knowledge and experience of the business world and use it to empower and enlighten working class Americans who are often ‘left behind’ by traditional financial advice. I educate inspiring young men and women at Florida Memorial University, a historically black liberal arts university in Miami, Florida. I continue to follow my entrepreneurial spirit in the world of business and investment while completing my doctorate in Organizational Leadership. So I indeed work very hard as a professor, business owner, doctoral student and author. I play hard too. I make no apologies for that. A guy is entitled to a little fun, after all. What I want people to know is that I am not the caricature portrayed by the media. I am complex, contradictory and capable of great intelligence but also remarkable stupidity. In other words, I am a human being. To me, labels are for clothes, not people. So…..Please don’t try to define me; don’t try to categorize me; and most of all, don’t label me. Instead, JUST GET TO KNOW ME. And if you see me, just call me Al."
"Dear Friends: If you think you are having a tough day, may I propose you walk in my shoes for a few hours. In my mind, it feels like “Dump on Al Month.” And I’m not having fun yet. I have been called a gigolo, a freeloader, unemployed, a sham and many other things that don’t bear repeating. People on television, radio and the internet have spoken disparagingly of my life, my sexuality, my career and my integrity. The media has barraged me (at my home), my friends, my family(including my 79 year old mother), my college classmates, my students and my professional colleagues. Yet, despite this intense level of provocation, I have said nothing. My Publicist has put out a one sentence statement: “We’re taking the high road.” And we have and will continue on that path. As much as I want to defend myself, it seems like a silly and futile exercise. It’s clear that the media doesn’t want to let the truth get in the way of a good story. I hate to ruin their fun. I take great comfort in the fact that my loved ones and those people who really know me continue to love and respect me. Thank you “all” for the endless emails, phone calls and words of encouragement. I know in my heart that I entered my marriage with love and the best of intentions and leave it with great sadness that it didn’t work. What the world doesn’t know about me would fill a book, but I know who I am and what I have achieved in my life. Before I met Star Jones I was a successful Wall Street banker and since then I have become an entrepreneur, an educator and soon, an author. I grew up in a working class home, a mobile home in fact. I understand the struggles of the working class. My mother was a teacher and my father was in the military. I was given values, integrity and a strong moral upbringing (thanks mom and dad). In these hard economic times, I am working to take my knowledge and experience of the business world and use it to empower and enlighten working class Americans who are often ‘left behind’ by traditional financial advice. I educate inspiring young men and women at Florida Memorial University, a historically black liberal arts university in Miami, Florida. I continue to follow my entrepreneurial spirit in the world of business and investment while completing my doctorate in Organizational Leadership. So I indeed work very hard as a professor, business owner, doctoral student and author. I play hard too. I make no apologies for that. A guy is entitled to a little fun, after all. What I want people to know is that I am not the caricature portrayed by the media. I am complex, contradictory and capable of great intelligence but also remarkable stupidity. In other words, I am a human being. To me, labels are for clothes, not people. So…..Please don’t try to define me; don’t try to categorize me; and most of all, don’t label me. Instead, JUST GET TO KNOW ME. And if you see me, just call me Al."
"HIDING IN HIP HOP" IS HERE..AND WE'RE GONNA GO AHEAD AND OUT SOME FOLKS
0 comments Posted by THE fly GIRL at 11:56 AM
So I'm reading bits of Terrence Dean's new "tell-all" Hiding In Hip-Hop, which was sold as the down-low version of Super-Head's memoirs. But really, it's not. It's about as well-written. But what is fails to do is the very thing that honestly drew me and ERRBODY else to it -- name names. So we're gonna do it for you. Hell I didn't spend years in Black Hollywood for nothing.
"Dean is at Keenen Ivory Wayans' birthday party. "There were two male celebrity actors standing a few feet in front of us. They didn't notice us because the club was dark. Both men are young and very attractive and have starred in some comedic and dramatic films. One of the actors, "Junior," is a tall, muscular, brown-skinned brother who got his start in television and is known for his comedic roles in films. He never married, but has a couple of children with a girlfriend. The other dark-skinned actor, "Fritz," has been in a few movies and has starred in a popular television drama."
The two are obviously a gay couple, which surprises Dean, although he says there has been much speculation about "Junior.""
So here's the funny thing about this: I too was at a party (this one was a wrap party for a Damon Wayans directed indie flick about a stripper) in a Hollywood hotspot, when I saw "Dean" who was once again fighting with "Fritz" in the corner of the club. Tonights argument was over a very inflated brunette that kept attaching herself to the secretly committed Fritz. The whole thing became sort of a spectacle and I was kinda surprised.
DEAN
FRITZ
Dean's friend Sandy is working on a film with some major stars in it. "The lead was "Lucas," who is a megastar. No matter what film project he was attached to it was bound to be a box office smash. In Hollywood, he is considered a golden boy and very bankable. However, there were already many rumors swirling about his sexuality, and even though he married, it was hard for him to shake those pesky gay rumors."
Every day, Sandy says, Lucas' friend "Kareem, a leading [married] sitcom actor," visits his trailer, where they go inside and—everyone believes—have sex. Dean also says that Lucas runs with a circle of high-level superstar down low types. He later meets Lucas again and finds him to be "smooth, charismatic, and charming," and his wife even brings goodies to the film crew."
Meet "Lucas & Kareem"
Now, this one, I'm going to say isn't true. At least I don't THINK it is. While I never spent that much time around Will, Duane was ALWAYS around he really does look at Will as a big brother/role model. Will helped him out when he was dead broke and didn't have a pot to piss in. So take from that what you will (no pun intended). And the wifey in question is Tisha, who BTW can cook her ass off.
More to come...And I'm telling you right now, I'm not responding to ANY angry e-mails from anybody about this.
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