Monday, May 19, 2008
So I'm looking through the coverage from Cannes and I ome across this picture and my first thought is, "Damn that dress is fly!" So I clikc on it and low and behold, if it isn't the hag herself, Ms. Star Jones. Of course she's been over in France on the "International Cougar Exchange Program," with her prowling BFF Denise Rich and chick has been pulling out all kinds of red carpet surprises.
So I'm feeling a little hard on Star for a sec as I'm flipping through her looks...That is until I get to her close ups.
And I noticed this trend with all of her looks. From a far she looks, dare I say, gorgeous. But then we get to the inevitable close-up and it gives me acid reflux.
And do we NEED to see you in a sheer dress?
It's like those stupid myspace videos that show some tranquil scene and then out of nowhere something scary pops up in front of you.
Here's the thing ladies...You can get gastric bypass, you can drop 100lbs. You can get the excess skin cut off, cop some fly fits, a bomb weave and even some colorful make-up...But it's all for naught if underneath it all...
Labels: Random Ish, Star Jones
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1 comments:
Star's dress matches your background perfectly..lol
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