Wednesday, July 16, 2008
GAY AL REYNOLDS IS SPEAKING AGAIN...THIS TIME HE'S SAYING HE'S NOT GAY, HE'S JUST REALLY REALLY CLEAN...
Posted by THE fly GIRL at 9:42 AM
WOW! I could NOT make this ish up if I tried.
So ya boy Gay Al Reynold's has spent his hard-fucked money, I mean Star Jones' cash on a film crew, an interviewer and a backdrop painted to look like a study.
And for what you might ask? Well to tell the world that we've got him all wrong. Apparently all of his faux dreads, man-skirt and glossy-lip foolishness has given us an inaccurate portrait of Young Al Reezy. In fact, despite the rumors, several mens claims to have bent him over and Star Jones half-hearted admittals to her hubby's sauciness, Al Reynolds ain't gay. He's just "Cleaner than the board of health."
So ya boy Gay Al Reynold's has spent his hard-fucked money, I mean Star Jones' cash on a film crew, an interviewer and a backdrop painted to look like a study.
And for what you might ask? Well to tell the world that we've got him all wrong. Apparently all of his faux dreads, man-skirt and glossy-lip foolishness has given us an inaccurate portrait of Young Al Reezy. In fact, despite the rumors, several mens claims to have bent him over and Star Jones half-hearted admittals to her hubby's sauciness, Al Reynolds ain't gay. He's just "Cleaner than the board of health."
He also wants ya'll (not me, but ya'll) to stop hatin' on the yellow brothas, just cause they pretty. See where he's from, folks just dressed better (though I don't think in man-skirts) and carried themselves in a way that represented their families.
MC Ben d'em Ova also wants to set the record straight (tryin' to hold my tongue) about his marriage to Star. Listen ya'll he's more than just "Star Jones ex-husband" and he's got a lot to offer...To any rich, saggy lady that don't mind sharing some sausage links with him.
I can't continue. The tears running down my face and onto the keyboard are putting me at risk for electrocution.
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MC Ben d'em Ova also wants to set the record straight (tryin' to hold my tongue) about his marriage to Star. Listen ya'll he's more than just "Star Jones ex-husband" and he's got a lot to offer...To any rich, saggy lady that don't mind sharing some sausage links with him.
I can't continue. The tears running down my face and onto the keyboard are putting me at risk for electrocution.
CLICK HERE to watch Funk Masta Phudge in all his glory!
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