Friday, May 16, 2008
After seeing those now infamous pics of Rhianna huggin' up on Chris Brown at a Miami KFC, the fried Chicken chain's Marketing VP has penned an open letter to Chris' "Sister-like" girlfriend.
"Dear Rihanna:
We were very excited by your and Chris Brown’s recent visit to a Miami-area KFC restaurant.
Clearly, like Kentucky Fried Chicken and our founder Colonel Sanders, you two know how to kick it up a few degrees. And, Rihanna, that’s a secret recipe worth sharing with the world.
We could feel the heat – literally – in our restaurant that night … so much so that we’d like to invite you and Chris back to any KFC for a free meal including the Colonel’s Hot Wings. Whether lunch or dinner, home or on the road, our doors are always open to you. Think of it as a personal way to send an SOS whenever you crave a little Original Recipe.
Like you, KFC is dedicated to supporting charity causes. If you and Chris are again photographed making KFC a “hot” date-night spot, we’ll make a donation to your charity, BELIEVE, which helps underprivileged children.
Hearing about your fondness for KFC was music to our ears. Please don’t stop making KFC your favorite mealtime choice.
Good luck to you and we hope to see you again soon with or without an Umbrella."
"Dear Rihanna:
We were very excited by your and Chris Brown’s recent visit to a Miami-area KFC restaurant.
Clearly, like Kentucky Fried Chicken and our founder Colonel Sanders, you two know how to kick it up a few degrees. And, Rihanna, that’s a secret recipe worth sharing with the world.
We could feel the heat – literally – in our restaurant that night … so much so that we’d like to invite you and Chris back to any KFC for a free meal including the Colonel’s Hot Wings. Whether lunch or dinner, home or on the road, our doors are always open to you. Think of it as a personal way to send an SOS whenever you crave a little Original Recipe.
Like you, KFC is dedicated to supporting charity causes. If you and Chris are again photographed making KFC a “hot” date-night spot, we’ll make a donation to your charity, BELIEVE, which helps underprivileged children.
Hearing about your fondness for KFC was music to our ears. Please don’t stop making KFC your favorite mealtime choice.
Good luck to you and we hope to see you again soon with or without an Umbrella."
Ummm...Ok. now, while I love a free meal (I really do), Rih Rih, I say you hold out for Popeye's. And how come Chris didn't get offered at least a wing, I mean damn.
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2 comments:
LOL-- I'm with you on taht girl, I've LAWAYS favored popeyes... Their chicken is crispier, just the way I like it! And they sure did give Chris the shaft.. That was bogus...
*that & *ALWAYS... I'm dyslexic today! ;o)
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